Makes sense, now

On the first day, God created the dog
and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house
and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be
barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the
monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make
them laugh. For this, I'll give you a 20 year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for 20
years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back 10 like the dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow
and said:

'You must go into the field with the
farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of 60 years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough
life you want me to live for 60 years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and
said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your
life. For this, I'll give you 20 years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could
you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back, and the 10 the dog gave back, that makes 80, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first 20 years we
eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.