Monday, May 26, 2008

Family Problems















Two men A and B, were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.


The A said to the another, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage.


I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."


The B said, Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.


I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.


Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.


More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.


Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson..


And you say you have family problems..

Gimme a break !!

3 comments:

NUTCASE said...

hmmmm....and i thought i have major family issue....this poor guy wins....

~violet~ said...

hahahaaa...good one....now,thatz really a big prob...

anits said...

@hi violet n nutcase..others hv bigger problem than us :) hv a great day